By Ivana Lent

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I love the Cyclones...they tell it like it is....simple, really!!

The album is a work of fuckin' art...recorded in 2007 by the power-punk-duo, Vin Cyclone and Dave Wasted, with the help of one or two friends, including ex-Dead Boy, Jeff Magnum on the best track ' All Dick No Brain'.

Starting things off with a mock 'WWF Wresting Announcer' telling the masses that the Cyclones are here, to save the 'real' people of New New York from itself....a muted-breed indeed! They play at some speed during the opener 'Anti-pop punk junkie', razor sharp guitar over the cyclone beat...nothing short of amazing!

The best line, and I ain't talkin' the white stuff, goes to 'Girls, I don't need your company, you all come for free, and I, don't really wanna dance...Girl, I just wanna get inside your pants...' don't fuck around guys...just say it like it is!

The 'All Dick No Brain' would get lost on most, that's what makes these fuckers so special...you gotta listen, make your own minds up, instead of the brainwash they call music nowadays..gotta admit though, it's a cool pick up line guys!

The remainder of the 8-Track is pretty much the same...cock-sure, fast-paced no-nonsense punk rock. Simple music for simple people!

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SoundCheck Rating :

Cyclones with Jeff Magnum